⚓ The Legendary · True Tales · Episode IV
The Giant Squid Incident
Completely Factual Maritime Adventures
★ Story Text ★
Somewhere near the Singapore Strait,
wind, rain and poor life choices
attracted a giant squid with questionable intentions.
Cap'n Davo gave tactical advice.
The youngest first mate gave maximum effort.
The beautiful distraction joined the show.
The pufferfish union remained neutral.
Everyone survived. The squid did not.
Another perfect evening.
Episode Notes
Somewhere near the Singapore Strait, wind, rain and poor life choices attracted a giant squid with questionable intentions. Cap'n Davo gave tactical advice. The youngest first mate gave maximum effort. The pufferfish union remained neutral. Everyone survived. The squid did not.
★ Completely True Facts ★
Humboldt squid have been recorded attacking divers in the Pacific. The Singapore Strait equivalent is considerably smaller but significantly more dramatic.
Squid are highly intelligent and can change colour in milliseconds.
Pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin — one of the most potent neurotoxins known. They are, however, very photogenic.
