
⚓ The Legendary · True Tales · Episode VII
The Tioman Monkeys
Completely Factual Maritime Adventures
★ Story Text ★
Tioman Island.
Pristine beaches. Crystal-clear water.
Long-tailed macaques with absolutely no respect for
private property, provisions, or personal space.
Cap'n Davo had a plan.
The monkeys had been here longer and had a better one.
The provisions were never recovered.
Another perfect landfall.
Episode Notes
Tioman Island: pristine beaches, crystal-clear water, UNESCO biosphere reserve. Also: long-tailed macaques with no respect for private property, provisions, or personal space. Cap'n Davo had a plan. The monkeys had a better one.
★ Completely True Facts ★
Tioman Island was named one of the most beautiful islands in the world by TIME magazine in 1970.
Long-tailed macaques (Macaca fascicularis) are one of the most socially complex primates, with intricate dominance hierarchies.
The Malaysian Department of Wildlife and National Parks advises against feeding monkeys. Cap'n Davo did not feed them. They helped themselves.


