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Episode 9: The World's Most Honest Liar
Episode IX
UX Marine

⚓ The Legendary · True Tales · Episode IX

The World's Most Honest Liar

Completely Factual Maritime Adventures

📍 Nongsa Point Marina, Batam, Indonesia32 min📅 1 June 2024

★ Story Text ★

Nongsa Point Marina. Batam.

A man who said he had never told a lie.

Cap'n Davo believed him for approximately four minutes.

Finnigan lasted two.

The stories, however, were extraordinary.

Everyone agreed on this.

Whether any of them were true is a separate matter entirely.

Another perfect evening.

Printed Near The EquatorNo.9 · 75¢

Episode Notes

At Nongsa Point Marina, over an undisclosed number of Bintangs and a navigation chart that nobody was consulting for navigation, Cap'n Davo encountered a man with extraordinary stories and an even more extraordinary relationship with the truth. The Jade Lion watched. The map went unread. The Bintangs disappeared at a rate inconsistent with responsible decision-making.

★ Completely True Facts ★

  • Nongsa Point Marina is one of the closest Indonesian marinas to Singapore — roughly 30 minutes by fast boat.

  • The Bintang beer brand has been brewed in Indonesia since 1929 and is considered a cultural institution across the archipelago.

  • In maritime tradition, a "yarn" is a tall tale told at sea. The taller the yarn, the better the sailor is assumed to be at telling them.

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