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The Lady in Red — canonical character reference

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The Lady in Red

Co-Adventurer, Reluctant Participant, Actual Voice of Reason

Nationality
International
Age
Mid 20s – Early 30s
Build
Slim / Athletic
Episodes
7 appearances

Lifes too short to stay on land.

★ Biography ★

The Lady in Red is elegant, enigmatic, and has a talent for appearing at exactly the right — or exactly the wrong — moment. She does not work for anyone on the boat. She is not a passenger exactly. She is simply present: always in red, always with a book she's never reading, always the calmest person in the room when the room is on fire. She disagrees with most of Cap'n Davo's decisions. She is almost always right. Nobody is quite sure where she goes between episodes.

Notable Traits

  • Elegant
  • Enigmatic
  • Appears at exactly the right time

Clothing & Gear Canon

  • Iconic red dress (canonical)
  • Simple necklace
  • Light bag with essentials
  • Always brings a book
  • Always barefoot

★ Notable Quotes ★

"Wake me when they're alongside."

The Lady in Red

"If they catch a boat that does forty-two knots in a sampan that does four, they deserve a conversation. It's mathematics, Finnigan."

The Lady in Red

"Ask them if they have crab."

The Lady in Red

"Ten. And I won't tell your wife you called me pretty."

The Lady in Red

"I am not food. I am not a fish. And this dress is dry-clean only. Let go."

The Lady in Red

"To dry cleaning."

The Lady in Red

★ Episode Appearances ★

Crew Relationships